The wifes panties

[Foggy]

It has been well researched that women anglers hold more records than men (in proportion to their numbers). The theory is that female hormones transfered from a womans fingers to the bait actually attract fish.

In recognition of this I attempted to make my own tests.

I set up two rods to fish on the bottom. One was baited with ordinary mackerel the other was bated with a pair of my wifes unwashed pants i stole from her laundry bin. I cast out the mackerel and then the pants, Unfortunately the head wind inflated the pants and whisked them backwards into the face of a neighbouring fisherman. He was not too pleased. He was also rather large so I decided to abandon the experiment.

Moving on I decided a better stratergy would be to wait for low tide and peg them to the sea bed as ground bait. here again I hit problems, my wife is no twiggy, and her pants could make a decent tent for up to three anglers. The currents must have inflated them and soon ripped them off the bottom. They rose up infront of an acutely embarrased me and twenty other anglers.

Its a body said one, its his arse. No its a giant squid said another. Jesus its a jelly fish said another, I kept silent. Someone rang the coast guard who came out and retrieved them, they were hauling them up the pier wall just as my wife arrived to see how i was doing.

It took the surgeons 2 hours to remove my rod rest from where my wife inserted it. So i leave the question as yet unsolved, hopefully others will take up the baton.

luv Foggy

[fishypaul]

great stuff foggy

[Banana Steve]

Very Good Foggy :-)

[Fishin'Widow]

The question is - does your wife know your stealin her unwashed knickers??? purely in the name of science I understand.........

[cod head]

why dont you rub your hands on her unwashed panties and then transfare the sent too your bait. then she will never know that you are tampering with her pants

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by cod head

why dont you rub your hands on her unwashed panties and then transfare the sent too your bait. then she will never know that you are tampering with her pants

cod head,

There are certain standards to which i aspire. I will do almost anything in the name of angling but Rubbing my hands on the soggy parts of her bloomers is a bridge too far.

Luv Foggy

[cod head]

ok you could put them in with your bait the night before you go fishing then take them out and put them back in the washing, although they might go abit yellow then say you spilt some orange juice on them job done.

[Fishin'Widow]

Oh dear god please stop with the pants it's just not right!!!I'm seriously worried...I mean you couldn't make this stuff up

[cod head]

who said we are makeing this stuff up.

[Fishin'Widow]

thats what worries me....lol