The wifes panties

[Foggy]

You know I have a vision. In the future when panties come into their true position in the bait world I can see conversations in our local tackle shop going like this.

"Got any panties in John" "Well i got some German panties but I have to say they are on the turn mate" (Takes sniff of large box that John pulls from the fridge) "Jesus John them are bloody dangerous",

John looks furtivly around and then whispers " I got a few frillies, ive been assured they are from dancers" "Well John Im going out in the boat, hoping for some big cod, i dont think frillies will do the Job" "Ok Ok" John is getting desperate, " I got one pair, yes just one pair, of French directoire nickers, flown in this morning from the Paris red light district!! Know what I mean knudge knudge wink wink". "Ill av em" I shouted.

I walked off into the night clutching my little parcel and thinking how simple life used to be before that Foggy guy turned the bait world upside down with his patent dirty pant discovery.

Foggy

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by Fishin'Widow

Mine smell like rose petals.......Foggy you can wait till I drop the next few stone before I send you mine lol can't afford the courier for them at the mo

Ill collect. :)

Foggy

[Twiddler]

Well i got some German panties

FOGGYYYYYYYYY......did you have you dirty paws in my knickers draw?

I was wondering where the black lace one with the red ribbon went

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by Twiddler

Well i got some German panties

FOGGYYYYYYYYY......did you have you dirty paws in my knickers draw?

I was wondering where the black lace one with the red ribbon went

Twiddler,

Im sorry, but I have to say they are a perfect fit.

Foggy

[Twiddler]

Originally Posted by Foggy

Twiddler,

Im sorry, but I have to say they are a perfect fit.

Foggy

guess I will have to call you Doris from now on?! Only at weekend though I guess

didn't realize you butt was as big as mine

[mithrandir]

Having given this serious scientific thread some serious thought ( Ok, thinking about ladies soiled underwear all day) I wonder if the premise that the scent is what is causing the disproportionate size of catches is correct.

As the female fish are usually larger than the males then I presume the female anglers are catching more female fish.

It is a well known fact the females tend to stick together when it come to humiliating the male of the species.

COULD IT BE THAT THIS IS JUST FEMALES GETTING TOGETHER TO RIDICULE US MEN??

Is this just another example of girl power?

[Foggy]

Originally Posted by mithrandir

Having given this serious scientific thread some serious thought ( Ok, thinking about ladies soiled underwear all day) I wonder if the premise that the scent is what is causing the disproportionate size of catches is correct.

As the female fish are usually larger than the males then I presume the female anglers are catching more female fish.

It is a well known fact the females tend to stick together when it come to humiliating the male of the species.

COULD IT BE THAT THIS IS JUST FEMALES GETTING TOGETHER TO RIDICULE US MEN??

Is this just another example of girl power?

Well I have to admit I hadnt considered that.

Perhaps its not the sex at all but arse size? We all knoiw females tend to be shall I say...Challenged in the arse region. thus heavy fish might be attracted. So its not girl power but arse power.

Foggy

[Fishin'Widow]

...oh no our dastardly plan is cracked I must inform headquarters *changes into wonderwoman big pants*..............could it maybe be that we are just better at most things??

[Twiddler]

Lmao rofl lol....yep us fat arses have to stick together......funny though, you guys would never complain about catching a fat arse carp (in fact you'd be yelling of joy)...yet you moan about you wifes'/girlfriends butt.......NEVER satisfied you guys

[cod head]

we could use the big pants as nets or put them between two boats and call it pair pant trawling