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| Email Warning If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes",delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!! |
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| Re: Email Warning Sad but true ![]() |
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| Re: Email Warning Sad BUT if you do not know the email sender then NEVER open any email no matter what the title esp... if it has an attatchment if it says say paypal then just go to your account and check the news Usual c==p titles are or include Your account | Ebay | Paypal | Any bank name | Hi there | Your order | These are just a few Your bank will contact you directly and will never ask you for your account details I have been caught by viruses BUT virus software is worth the £30.00 a year , they will only stop known viruses but hay Also never down load anything from a web site - i.e music or movies ( Good going into one now I get 100s of emails a day and 500 must be complete s==t IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE EMAIL ADDRESS THEN JUST DELETE IT Even then if there is a link make sure when you hoover over it the address is correct as a classic Paypal con is the emaill address is correct and the email looks totaly good but when you click on a link it takes you somewhere elsr OK beer time __________________ Richard Fishing Tackle | Sea Fishing |Carp Fishing| Spud Gun | Zander fishing | Fishing Reports | Hunting Reports |
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| Re: Email Warning Can you imagine if all the people who occupy their time on the web making problems spent that time solving them.... __________________ A bad day fishing is better than a good day working! Fishing: if it were easy, it'd be called "Catching" http://www.flickr.com/photos/omahayank/sets/ |
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| Re: Email Warning Guys, I think Ian's Post was a joke but I could be wrong! ![]() |
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| Re: Email Warning Nah it's genuine mate.... it stops you catching fish too, least ways I think that's the problem.... ![]() |
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| Re: Email Warning Lol thats a wierd email thats for sure.. lol ![]() __________________ Size Don't Matter...! Tightlines MA11 |
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| Re: Email Warning I have had that mail. it did all you said it would and more. It caused me to have an instant involuntary bowell movement. Mrs Fogg packed her bags and left me (so it wasnt all bad lol) We had storms raining live froggs and locusts, cats were sleeping with dogs, and my sound system will only play max bygraves cd's.If only people realised hom much damage they do with these viruses. Got to go ive another involuntary bowell mov.......................... __________________ Luv Foggy It wasnt me! |