Email Warning

[Greenheart]

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes",delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access
code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial
to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the
coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in
Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your
hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! And look
at you -

You're on the bloody computer!!!!

[biggun]

Sad but true

[Fishing Forum Admin]

Sad BUT if you do not know the email sender then NEVER open any email no matter what the title esp... if it has an attatchment if it says say paypal then just go to your account and check the news

Usual c==p titles are or include

Your account | Ebay | Paypal | Any bank name | Hi there | Your order |

These are just a few

Your bank will contact you directly and will never ask you for your account details

I have been caught by viruses BUT virus software is worth the £30.00 a year , they will only stop known viruses but hay

Also never down load anything from a web site - i.e music or movies ( ) as there will always be a virus in there . With movies if it does not play in say quicktime then its not worth down loading to your private computure

Good going into one now

I get 100s of emails a day and 500 must be complete s==t

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE EMAIL ADDRESS THEN JUST DELETE IT

Even then if there is a link make sure when you hoover over it the address is correct as a classic Paypal con is the emaill address is correct and the email looks totaly good but when you click on a link it takes you somewhere elsr

OK beer time

[Omahayank]

Can you imagine if all the people who occupy their time on the web making problems spent that time solving them....

[biggun]

Guys, I think Ian's Post was a joke but I could be wrong!

[Greenheart]

Nah it's genuine mate.... it stops you catching fish too, least ways I think that's the problem....

[master_angler11]

Lol thats a wierd email thats for sure.. lol

[Foggy]

I have had that mail. it did all you said it would and more. It caused me to have an instant involuntary bowell movement. Mrs Fogg packed her bags and left me (so it wasnt all bad lol) We had storms raining live froggs and locusts, cats were sleeping with dogs, and my sound system will only play max bygraves cd's.If only people realised hom much damage they do with these viruses. Got to go ive another involuntary bowell mov..........................