| #1  07-01-2007, 05:00 PM | ||||
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| Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. Ah the good old days when someone got on your nerves and you could just ........ no sorry , it was nothing to do with me and Captain Black Adder did not eat this plump breasted pigeon.  OK, I'm getting more and more cheesed off with a bunch of chavs hanging round by my house.Now I believe if you threaten someone you should carry out that threat if they do not f@@@ off. This means that the good old days of "clear off or I'll give you THIS" just don't work . The minute YOU threaten THEM they turn in to law abiding citizens, funny that, and call the police. Course if they don't you then have the civil duty of being a person of your word and are almost legally required to demonstrate the laws of physics. Then they call the police.  The police are in the loop but with the best will in the world the boys in blue  have a difficult enough job stopping real criminals than these gutter bred lowlife. My question is, therefore.  Does anyone have any home made recipes for freely available ingredients that stinks like hell but can be cleared up too. Needs to be stuff that's easy to get hold of, cheap and above isn't going to get me arrested for being a terrorist.  I can shoot them up to about 600 yards away (if I can see them) so this isn't an option. Cheers, :) Pete. __________________ Just remember, not all the heroes died. www.helpforheroes.org.uk     |
| #2 07-01-2007, 05:53 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. Hi, I've heard that playing Andy Williams "music" or something similar via speakers next to an open window convinces them that there are in the wrong place at the wrong time!. Playing that type of music doesn't I think count as terrorism, torture perhaps, but not terrorism, but I suppose it does depend on your musical tastes. Good luck Tony |
| #3 07-01-2007, 09:44 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. mm something that stinks well dead crab springs too mind, along with squid __________________ www.exmouthsaa.co.uk 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day simples You won't know unless you go :D...and if you do go!! please let us know :D as thats how the forum thrives |
| #4 07-01-2007, 10:02 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. what about my undercrackers  |
| #5 07-01-2007, 10:26 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. balaclava,baseball bat and a good alibi usually works   __________________ obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated .. species hunt team winner 2005 and 2006..with old smoothy.. |
| #6 07-02-2007, 04:06 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. Wellyfish, that's the fall back option. That and the Oyrish accent.  __________________ Just remember, not all the heroes died. www.helpforheroes.org.uk |
| #7 07-02-2007, 06:42 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. Quote:
How is he going to shoot something with their drag factor, 600 yards? |
| #8 07-02-2007, 06:57 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. cant beat good old rotten eggs easy to throw too __________________ fishing is a pleasure,to catch something is an added bonus |
| #9 07-02-2007, 08:10 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. Rotten potatos or worse yet rotten bananas! The bananas smell worse but the potatos look really disgusting and, sort of "stick" to everything. __________________ A bad day fishing is better than a good day working! Fishing: if it were easy, it'd be called "Catching" http://www.flickr.com/photos/omahayank/sets/ |
| #10 07-02-2007, 09:41 PM | ||||
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| Re: Alternative to high velocity lead poisoning. Ahh potatoes, I'd forgotten about them. I used to work in a fruit and veg shop and you are spot on. They reak. good call. __________________ Just remember, not all the heroes died. www.helpforheroes.org.uk |
