how to get a pass

[pingu]

ok this is in sea fishing but just as relevant to fresh

Pingus Guide to getting a pass

Some words to help gain that all important fishing pass

1: Play on The financial aspect (women always look after the pennies)….quote” well you wouldn’t want me to waste that bait in the fridge now would you?”

2: Play on health aspect 1, …….”The walk and fresh air is good for me…”

3: Play on health aspect 2, ……..”would you rather I went to the pub…”

4: Play on the fact she never listens when talking about fishing anyway….” I told you the other day I was going out….!”

5: Play on Food aspect 1…. “It would be nice for some fresh fish later wouldn’t it”

6: Play on Food aspect 2…….”I brought you some pringles and some breezers”

7: It’s good to have a hobby aspect 1 …….well I could do something really expensive like motor racing

8: It’s Good to have a hobby aspect 2……. get her a new hobby such as online poker so she wont want to out herself

9: Marry my missus as shes a diamond…. Please Then I shall be single and even more time

10: Other very important hint,,, just keep going out never skimp on a pass (as soon as you miss 1 she will remember and that could be it)if you cant fish pub it or go to mates or just sit in car for few hours then you will be more valued for the odd night you are in,


Sure there are loads more to add so go on what are your top tips

dave

[fishypaul]

thanks dave some useful " ammo " there ,will be sure to use one of them soon

i have a mate who has a good method,he winds his wife up so much she shouts at him " why don't you just b***** off fishing and get out of my sight " ,

if only it was that easy for me

[baitmaster]

very good dave yes i,ll try acouple of them

so do you not do the old flower and choccy tactic any more ??

when she hgoes to get the hoover out just before start making rigs in the living room when she,s say can,t you make them some where else ??
just reply ""well i could do them while fishing "" that works
but timing is essential but try it to many times and they will start to cotton on to it .

tightlines
kevin

[cuckoo]

Its not that easy for me ,
i also have 3 beatiful children,
unfortunately all girls,!!!!!!!!!! ,
so its 4 women against me !!!!!
it can be a costly bribe to get out on my own,
but i wouldnt have it any other way lol ,!!!!

[geffski]

no worrys for me! split with my lass 6 months ago and happily enjoying new found freedom!!! had to sell my flat in the process so back at the folks god luv em! and ther just glad to see the back of me for 12 hours!

[Portland Jon]

I told my ex-wife that I was going fishing and never went back!!!!

Now happily married and wife fishes too. It's not a good idea to wind her up too much as she threatens to "Send Me Fishing" and we all know what that means.

Jon

[Greenheart]

I just sneak off while she's at work, then take all the flak when I get home. Too late then!!!!

[Ben]

just dont get married!

[Portland Pirate]

Ye but just think of all the advantages you would be missing out on Ben.

Firstly there is: .... erm.

Yes good Idea Ben lol