when flies die

[chris.oldgit]

little boy asks his dad, when flies die why do they always lay on thier backs with their legs up in the air ?

dad thought about it, then replied, thats so god can pick him up by his feet and take him to heaven.

couple of days later, dads come home from work, little boys sat on the front door step, crying his eyes out..

dad asks whats wrong ?

little boy says, mummy nearly died today.

naw says dad, what makes you think that ?

little boy replies, well mummy was on her back in the bedroom, with her arms and legs up in the air, shouting oh god i'm coming, i'm coming.

and if the milkman hadn't been holding her down, i'm sure she would have gone.