a joke

[chris.oldgit]

little boy says to his dad 'why is it, that when a fly dies, its on lays on its back with his legs pointing at the ceiling'?

dad thought about it, looking for the correct answer, then said 'well I think, its so the fly god can pick him up by his feet,and not damage his wings'

little boy was well pleased,

couple of days later, dad came home from work,the little boys sat on the doorstep, crying his eyes out, dad says 'whats up son' little boy looked him in the eye and said ' mummy nearly died today' , 'really' says dad, 'what makes you think that'

little boy say, 'well mummy was on the bed today with her arms and legs in the air, shouting 'oh god, i'm coming, i'm coming', if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down, i'm sure she would have gone'.

[cod]

very good

[pingu]

dave