horrorendous thought!!

[didgeman]

I was just putting a rag worm on my bait needle today when I thought --

...hope no-one ever grabs me and sticks a frigging javelin down my throat,out my arse and sticks me on a great big hook, ties me up with rope and throws me 80yds into the sea.

What a shit way to die!!!

[PikeHunter]

That's what my woman calls foreplay!

[dovorian]

My woman doesn't mind being tied up with rope and having my javelin shoved down her throat but gets the hump if I try and stick it up her arse or lob her 80 yards out to sea!

[MRG2000]

Could be worse , you could be a peeler crab , you get all your arms and legs pulled off ,then your skin , and to top it off you get nearly cut in half with scissors ,before being tied up and thrown into the sea ....