Revolution in bite indicators.

[Spahill]

Tip tape is tired, night lights are dull and bells belong on bicycles.

Due to the recent problems in the far east there are only limited stocks of 1000 units of each colour in the country sand I am currently the only outlet. The next delivery is not anticipated until this time next year so order yours via PM as soon as possible.

Modern nanotechnology has now created an linked in indicator that will send a message to your mobile phone.
Containing a movement sensor, long life rechargeable battery and transmitter the Automated Personal Rod Indication Link is the same size as a nightlight so it can be whipped to your rod tip or just taped on. The starter pack comes with an USB cable which is used to charge the “link” and program your mobile number via your computer and also the caller ID so you can setup different ringtones for different rods, further indicators can be purchased individually. The “link” comes in four varieties of colour for the tackle tarts out there from Florida orange to Neon blue with Midnight black being demonstrated below and the simple Snow White.



Further development of the “link” technology is ongoing, an App for 4G phones expected in Autumn 2012, with the type of fish biting being shown. Marine biologist Dr Pieter Piper from Southampton University has said that the majority of the bite types have been collected and programmed into the Universities mainframe by students and analysis has been able to achieve a 65% success rate on identification. The main area of confusion is currently between the different subspecies of rays, however a success rate of 95% is anticipated before release.

DEFRA have confirmed that they may piggyback on the information sent via the satelite to monitor RSAs catch rates though the chancellor for the exchequer has denied any rumours that a tax is to be levied on anglers using the information saying “An indication of activity is not proof of success, so it is not proper to impose a financial penalty on an individual’s leisure time... yet”.
Prince William commented that the GPS co-ordinates generated could come in very handy whilst performing his Search and Rescue duties, however he is too busy with forthcoming wedding plans to get out himself. Prince Phillip hopes many anglers take advantage of the extra bank holiday to leave there wives and or girlfiends in front of the television with the kids whilst they go fishing and just wishes he could too.


Have you ever found it hard to determine which rod has the bite in rough conditions?
With 2 different tones on your mobile you can tell instantly!

Chatting with your buddy 50 yards away and missed a bite?
No longer, be informed instantly!

Your buddy has let you down and isn’t fishing with you today?
Program HIS phone number in so HE knows that YOU are catching!

The new craze sweeping Australia has shown an increase in ringtone downloads with the “Jaws” theme showing at number 1 and a new version of Paul Hardcastles N n n n nineteen at number 2 with the words b b b b blank beaten substituted, latest reports show the Crazy Frog is also making a comeback.
Starter packs of the Automated Personal Rod Indication Link (including USB cable) retail today at £14.99 with additional indicators available at £9.99 each. Please add £2.00 P+P per order.
Please specify the correct stock code for the Automated Personal Rod Indication Link when placing an order and note that there is a maximum of 1 starter pack and 4 individual links per person.
Starter pack (max 1) = APRIL 1U
Extra links (max 4) APRIL 1
Don’t forget to specify your choice of colour with your order.
All orders will be dealt with on a first come first served basis so please do NOT offer bribes of less than £20.00 per unit.
Many thanks for taking the time to read this, I wish you much happiness with your fishing for the rest of the year.

[chazyboi]

blooody helllllllllllllll is this cosher put me in for 2 mate how much are they

[MRG2000]

Originally Posted by chazyboi

blooody helllllllllllllll is this cosher put me in for 2 mate how much are they

Take a look at the date this thread was first posted !!!!!

[scottish_and_mental]

lol Chaz . you sure your a teacher

[chazyboi]

ha s ***t i didnt look at date im a lazy fisherman always looking for comfort i guess that got the better of me ,,yes im a music teacher for my sins in a special needs school ,now that im good at lol might put some vids up you can mark me like in x factor lol and as i have a scottish grandfather and gran surely you should be sticking up for me lol ohhhhhh the shameeeeeeee

[Spinner64]

Got to say that is brilliant! I,m gonna have a wee chuckle everytime i crack a starlight now lol!