beach zombies

i was wondering if this is confined only to norfolk beaches,because here in norfolk were plagued with what i call, beach zombies.you can fish any mark,isolated ones,ones that have a 2mile trek to get to etc.it can be 3am freezing & blowing a hoolie,then out the darkness looms a zombie..(caught anything ?) where do the they come from. i dont mean fellow anglers their always welcome for a bit of a natter about bait,tactics etc. i mean the zombie types with mad suggestions and questions.one zombie actually asked me if carp can be caught from the beach...CARP !
at night i use my head lamp to get rid of them, its got 2 settings,wide beam and (intense retina scorching beam) that usually works,i also use misinformation,ie yes mate, just caught a big lobster it headed for the dunes. off they go torch in hand on a lobster rescue mission! one cold dark windy night i was approached by a big scary zombie,with wild matted hair,crazy bug out eyeballs,it loomed up to me pointed at me and in a loud voice boomed,( when are you coming home) it was the wife,ha ha,but really im interested do you get zombies on your patch?

[fishypaul]

maybe they are just ghosts of long departed sea anglers checking out the sport on the beach,
i would call mulder and scully if i were you.

ha ha, maybe your right,theres one we call, boomerang,he comes back every hour to check on progress.next time i go i think ile take a medium with me,or even contact MOST HAUNTED,and see what derek makes of it.

[phill]

they could be aliens call the men in black
i have not had the pleasure of them yet but im sure to meet one oneday

[spacemonkey]

I rekon its just a Norfolk thing mate, Ive had it to. They appear and disappear with out a trace after asking pointless questions. Im all in favour of a natter about fishing but they just strike me as wierdos!

Space Monkey

Originally Posted by phill

they could be aliens call the men in black
i have not had the pleasure of them yet but im sure to meet one oneday

just come to norfolk mate, the beaches are alive with em

i think your right,its annoying and pointless

[fishypaul]

Originally Posted by beachboy

ii use my head lamp to get rid of them, its got 2 settings,wide beam and (intense retina scorching beam) that usually works,

bit dodgy that bit mate,if they don't like the light then they could be vampires,

next time you fish there take some garlic sarnies and wear a crucifix over your wooly hat

VAMPIRES! i didnt think of that, good advice about the garlic sarnies, i think ile fashion my tripod into a large cross and put a tilley on top.it just might help. thanks matey

[pingu]

get them in dawlish, usually armed with a can of special brew. talis loves them as company