101 Things Not To Do When Fishing

[Rebel1752]

45. Remember to pick up all your rubbish even that carrier bag thats just blown down the beach
46. Dont keep under sized fish and do your best to put them back alive
47. Always have a nice comfy pair of shoes and a dry pair of socks for when you get back to the car.

[pingu]

48: borrow someones waders that " might just have a hole in them"


49: eat a sandwich straight after handling razorfish, Bleauuurrrggghhhh

[Wilza]

50. Fart in a 2 man bivvy!

[pingu]

51: when ian offers you a borrow of his old brolley, kindly and politely deny

[pingu]

52: lose the shelter extension pole for a whole windy evening by burying it inder the edge of shelter

53: never underestimate the power of chocolate and vodka in gaining a pass

[andyg]

54. Get off the boat in Exmouth and leave your 12/20 suveran propped up against the railings with penn reel attached, because by the time you realise it's not in the car and go back for it, some some thieving bar steward has already made off with it.

[Fisherdan]

55. get your mum too fix a reel... lol i learnt my lesson
56. try and scare off a bird as it tries to take your bait and slip in the water... whoops

[barbelblanker]

51. Cast your bait out and then sort your gear and THEN put your landing net together.
52. Cast then feed when waggler fishing.
53. Set everything up get comfy, groundbait like hell THEN find there's a dozen sunken snags and the swim is unfishable.
54. Fail to close that tackle box before you move your tackle up the beach.
55. Pour a full cup of scalding hot coffee in to a cup held between your knees while putting your barbel rod in to a high rest.
56. Use the phrase "Watch this", at any time before doing something for which the result "Oops" would be innapropriate.
57. Let go of a newspaper full of rag, on a high rock, when the wind is blowing off shore.
58. Drink any fluid at all straight from the can, wasps wasps wasps.
59. Use the River Taff as a beer cooler. It aint that clean.
60. List too many things you have previously done wrong on a forum..

[ctwhitelaw]

61 - take out all the eqiupment out of ure box for a double check then forget to put something back in

[gullyworm]

62 Rugby tackle a Swan to remove a hook from its beak.