smutt meet 2009

[pingu]

thanks rich
given away the teqnique now

point 21 1s the most important one though

along with
1,4,7,11,14,17,22 and 24
dave

[Greenheart]

Originally Posted by BaggieRich

Ha! Right, here we go, the Pingu guide to casting.....

1.) Open beer.
2.) Drink beer to loosen mussels.
3.) Put rod together.
4.) Open beer.
5.) Drink beer to relax mind of negative aura.
6.) Attached liney holder thing to rod thingy with broken plastic thing.
7.) Open beer
8.) Drink beer to calm rage from broken plastic seat reel thingy.
9.) Thread vrey thin line stuff, in little holes. Drop rod, lose line.
10.) Start threading again.
11.) Open beer
12.) Drink beer to celebrate threading line in VERY stupid small little holes.
13.) Remove line and replace reel thingy with handel on correct side.
14.) Open beer
15.) Drink beer in preparation to re-thread line stuff.
16.) attach lead with best double over hand granny.
17.) Open beer
18.) Drink pre-lift off beer.
19.) Very carfully arrange feet and assume stance with feet at 45 deg angle, right arm bent, left arm straight, shoulder high. Clench.
20.) Wave lead around in best twirly fashion. Pretend this makes a difference.
21.) KIN WELLY IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
22.) Open beer
23.) Drink dejected beer at lead now 100's of miles away, yet no longer attached to reel.
24.) Give up picking out birds nest, drink more beer.




It's funny 'cause it's true.

I think whe're you're going wrong Rich, is that you forgot the Ginger wine chasers after each beer.....LOL

[Greenheart]

If anyone needs my mobile number for the meet, drop me a PM please...

[Spahill]

Weather looks interesting, hopefully they have the timings right & the worst of the rain goes through during the day. We are still aiming for the beach @ 18:00 (flipped caravan queues not required ), though may go somewhere drier on the ouitside for a couple of hours. Don't forget the bags to hold the beach shelters down. will be checking the site for any updates tomorrow morning.

[pingu]

well it looks like the wind should go to NW in eve
so if we fish down towards beach hut end on right should have some shelter
think wet is a definate
going to be fun at the my works fete dureing day tommorrow everything blowing arrouind toady let alone tommorrow

dave

[fishypaul]

best of luck all of you,have a great time

[Greenheart]

Hopefully this little blow will get the fish on the feed though. Just hope it don't bring in any weed....

[geejayy]

should be there by 5 or 6 maybe earlier, along with wife,kids, uncle tom cobbley n all.
after i kill currys & their warenty computer engineers , 2 visits and still no joy

[Greenheart]

Originally Posted by geejayy

should be there by 5 or 6 maybe earlier, along with wife,kids, uncle tom cobbley n all.
after i kill currys & their warenty computer engineers , 2 visits and still no joy

Bring it down the beach tomorrow, throw it in the sea. I'll make a perfect artificial reef to attract some fish......

[tjnorton]

Im still goin providing i can get a lift. dave can i borrow your spare rod?

tj