Randy Toads Mass Orgy.

[PlanktonBoy]

SEX-CRAZED toads killed prime carp worth £20,000 at a fishing lake — by dragging them down into an underwater ORGY.

The prized fish, weighing up to 8lbs, suffocated when amorous toads in a mating frenzy jumped on them as they basked in the shallows.

Each carp was attacked by up to a DOZEN randy amphibians mistaking them for lady toads. And more fish including roach, rudd and bream were killed by pollution from the rotting carcasses lying on the bottom of the lake. Mike Heelis, 49, who manages Wykeham Lakes, near Pickering, North Yorks, said: “It was a horrendous sight.

“From a distance it looked like the fish had some sort of fungus on their heads. Then I realised they had these toads clamped to their heads.

“Toads have always come to our lakes to do what they do naturally — but this year there were thousands of them, jumping on anything that moved.

“The creatures were covering their gills and mouths. They just sank to the bottom and died.

“We used to have catches of 100lb in competitions but weights will be a lot lower now.”

The toad orgies were not the first natural disaster to hit the fishery.

Two years ago a family of otters munched their way through £10,000- worth of fish.

Mr Heelis added: “In both cases we had our hands completely tied. Otters are protected and so is the common toad.”

The Environment Agency said toad mating was a “natural phenomenon” and Mr Heelis could be prosecuted if he attempted to move them.

From The Sun News Paper.

[Ben]

well wheres my invite!

[PlanktonBoy]

You randy old toad you

[Omahayank]

Thats too bad...Toads make GR8 Largemouth Bass bait!!!

[tonybolton]

Originally Posted by PlanktonBoy

Each carp was attacked by up to a DOZEN randy amphibians mistaking them for lady toads

I used to get it round the other way when I was younger, mistaking toads for super models, used to put it down to the beer goggles.

[John Marshall]

Originally Posted by tonybolton

I used to get it round the other way when I was younger, mistaking toads for super models, used to put it down to the beer goggles.

remember those days myself,
still a pity, the carp that is.

[geffski]

Originally Posted by Ben

well wheres my invite!

pmsl that one got me!

[Foggy]

Apparently the owner of the lakes suspicions were aroused when he saw clouds of smoke coming from the pond.
On investigation he found hundreds of toads lying on their backs beside the lake having fags.

Foggy

[PlanktonBoy]

[Twiddler]

Originally Posted by Foggy

Apparently the owner of the lakes suspicions were aroused when he saw clouds of smoke coming from the pond.
On investigation he found hundreds of toads lying on their backs beside the lake having fags.

Foggy

Pmsl...bet they were glad the smoking ban doesn't go for lake/river banks