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Old 12-17-2006, 05:41 PM
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Things you get away with saying at Xmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.



Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:44 PM
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Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas

nice one claudia
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Old 12-17-2006, 06:03 PM
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Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas

no 21 is more worrying if your a bloke though ;-)
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Old 12-17-2006, 06:05 PM
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no 21 is more worrying if your a bloke though ;-)
Ok just for you dave, as you are a chef
21.5) I like do do a good stuffing
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Old 12-17-2006, 08:11 PM
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LOL I can see Mike's going to be Busy on Christmas Day. I wonder what's in his Christmas stocking???
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Old 12-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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LOL I can see Mike's going to be Busy on Christmas Day. I wonder what's in his Christmas stocking???
Yep he is cooking x-mas dinner again....cooked for him once, his reply was: Never again lmao worked a treat

A tesco voucher for a turkey?! lmao
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LOL.....I'm kinda nervous about 19 too.
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coconuts baby!
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Greedy lol
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