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| Things you get away with saying at Xmas 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing. Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone __________________ There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind." - Washington Irving |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas nice one claudia |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas no 21 is more worrying if your a bloke though ;-) __________________ 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day , Game on www.exmouthsaa.co.uk I have the body of a God, Pity its Buddha :-0 |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas Ok just for you dave, as you are a chef 21.5) I like do do a good stuffing __________________ There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind." - Washington Irving |
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| LOL I can see Mike's going to be Busy on Christmas Day. I wonder what's in his Christmas stocking??? __________________ One man's fish is another man's poissons http://www.deepsea.co.uk http://www.wildtrout.org |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas Quote:
A tesco voucher for a turkey?! __________________ There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind." - Washington Irving |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas LOL.....I'm kinda nervous about 19 too. __________________ A bad day fishing is better than a good day working! Fishing: if it were easy, it'd be called "Catching" http://www.flickr.com/photos/omahayank/sets/ |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas __________________ There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind." - Washington Irving |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas coconuts baby! __________________ A bad day fishing is better than a good day working! Fishing: if it were easy, it'd be called "Catching" http://www.flickr.com/photos/omahayank/sets/ |
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| Re: Things you get away with saying at Xmas Greedy lol __________________ There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind." - Washington Irving |