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Old 07-16-2007, 07:53 AM
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Just a quick Fishing Joke

a bloke is having an afternoon of passion with his secretary, unfortunately after all the fun he feels a bit sleepy and drops off. He wakes up 5 hours later and realizes he should have been home hours ago. "what are you going to do" shrieks the secretary. "don't worry" says the man "I'll just tell her the truth." So he walks down to his car, crawls on his hands and knees through a bush, cuts his finger on a bit of barbed wire and rubs his arms in stinging nettles. Then he drives home.
"where have you been!!" demands his wife
"I spent the afternoon having highly athletic sex with my 23 year old secretary, and then I had a bit if a nap" says our man.
"You lying git" shouts his wife. "look at the state of you......you've been fishing!"
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Old 07-16-2007, 07:57 AM
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Re: Just a quick Fishing Joke

nice 1


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Old 07-16-2007, 08:43 AM
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Re: Just a quick Fishing Joke

Haha, nice one
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, 'the truth will set you free' or so they say
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