| #1  06-21-2006, 07:37 AM | ||||
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 Cows A man took his wife to the Royal show and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said 'This bull mated 50 times last year' The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said 'He mated 50 times last year'. They walked a little further and saw another pen, the sign said, 'This bull mated 120 times last year'. The wife hit the husband and said,'That's more than twice a week! You could learn something from him'. In the third pen the sign said, 'This bull mated 365 times last year'. The wife got really excited and said,'That's once a day, you really should learn something from this one'. The husband gazed at her and said,' Go up and ask him if it was all with the same cow'. (The husbands condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery) __________________ One man's fish is another man's poissons http://www.deepsea.co.uk http://www.wildtrout.org     |
| #2 06-21-2006, 07:55 AM | ||||
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| Re: Cows LOL like that __________________ 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day , Game on www.exmouthsaa.co.uk I have the body of a God, Pity its Buddha :-0 |
| #3 06-21-2006, 08:10 AM | |||
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| Re: Cows  very good i like that tightlines kevin  |
