| #1  06-02-2006, 11:00 AM | ||||
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 Frog.... An old man loved to fish, he was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say 'Pick me up'. He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again saying 'Pick me up' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog. The man asked, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said 'Yes, pick me up, kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful young woman and will give you more sexual pleasure than you have ever had'. The man bent over and picked the frog up and carefully placed him in his pocket. The frog said, "What are you doing? kiss me...please" The man opened his pocket and gazed fondly at the frog, 'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog" __________________ One man's fish is another man's poissons http://www.deepsea.co.uk http://www.wildtrout.org     |
| #2 06-02-2006, 01:29 PM | ||||
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| Re: Frog.... hehe __________________ 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day , Game on www.exmouthsaa.co.uk I have the body of a God, Pity its Buddha :-0 |
| #3 06-02-2006, 09:19 PM | ||||
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| Re: Frog.... LOL Two old men fishing on a riverbank when a funeral procession pass' on the opposite bank. The 1st old man stands and takes off his hat. The 2nd old man says "Thats a very touching thing to do". 1st: "Its the least I could do......we were married for 30 years". __________________ A bad day fishing is better than a good day working! Fishing: if it were easy, it'd be called "Catching" http://www.flickr.com/photos/omahayank/sets/ |
| #4 06-02-2006, 09:30 PM | ||||
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| Re: Frog....  Nice! |
| #5 07-22-2006, 06:38 AM | ||||
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