Riddle me this !

[Maddison_Twatter]

I love riddles, heres one for starters, feel free to add

Dead fisherman in a phone box.. no health issues , no other people for miles... How did he die ??

[NICK R]

He died because he is a fisherman who had just caught the biggest fish of his life. He was on the phone to a friend/wife and was telling them how big the fish was. As he did the "it was this big" thing with his hands he hit the sides of the telephone box and smashed the glass, cutting his wrists/hands. He then collapsed and died from blood loss.

[NICK R]

A man is in a circular enclosed room with no windows and a door that cannot be opened. There is no way in or out of the room and he is alone in the room. He is hanging by the neck from the ceiling in the centre of this room, and is dead. There is a pool of water below him. No other objects or entities are present in the room. He was the last one to enter the room. How did he die?

[Maddison_Twatter]

Originally Posted by NICK R

A man is in a circular enclosed room with no windows and a door that cannot be opened. There is no way in or out of the room and he is alone in the room. He is hanging by the neck from the ceiling in the centre of this room, and is dead. There is a pool of water below him. No other objects or entities are present in the room. He was the last one to enter the room. How did he die?

Thats as easy as mine, he was stood on a large Ice block, hung himself , then it melted
I didnt figure that out btw ive just heard it before

[Maddison_Twatter]

Three men go in to buy a Television at £30. Each man pays £10 and they take the TV home. The manager then realises that it was only £25 and sends his assistant to the men's house to give them back the £5.

The assistant lies and takes £2 for himself, and gives each man £1 back each.

So each man paid £10-£1 = £9 x 3 = £27
And the assistant has £2.

£27+£2 = £29.

Where's the missing pound??

[NICK R]

They gave him 30 ... he gave back 5, making the total cost 25.
each man 3 and kept 2 ... 25+3+2 = 30

[Maddison_Twatter]

Originally Posted by nick r

they gave him 30 ... He gave back 5, making the total cost 25.
Each man 3 and kept 2 ... 25+3+2 = 30

doh !!