harrrods fishing gear

[cuckoo]

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"

The Aussie said "One."

The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

"£101 237.64" The Aussie replied.

The manager choked and exclaimed £101 237.64? What the hell did you sell him?"

"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then, I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".

The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?".

"No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said........."Well, since your weekend's f*cked, you might as well go fishing!""

[Greenheart]

An Aussie was sitting at a bar in Sydney when this huge, burly Kiwi guy
walks in.
As he passes the Aussie, he hits him on the neck knocking him to the
floor.
The big, burly Kiwi says, "That's a karate chop from Korea ."
The Aussie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer
without a word.
The burly Kiwi then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by
the Aussie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to
the floor.
"That's a judo chop from Japan ", he says.
The Aussie stands up, straightens his shirt, turns and walks out.
A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly Kiwi b@stard sitting
at the bar looking smug.
He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him right
out.
The Aussie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up mate, tell him, that
was a f#ckin' crowbar from Bunnings."