| #1  07-20-2007, 04:57 PM | ||||
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| Had to share this joke........... Right bear with me on this one as I'm blonde again  This joke has been bouncing about for the last few weeks since the failed suicide bombers at Glasgow airport....btw where else would a suicide bomber get jumped and his attacker break his leg kicking the flames out??Only in Glasgow eh!! Mr Bomber ( this is the pc version) awakens in what he thinks is heaven but is actually the Royal Alexandria Hospital in Paisley 'Bring me my 62 virgins now, for I have served Allah well' Nurse Senga McGlumferty answers '62 virgins!!!! - mate your in feckin Paisley , we don't have any!!' (For our international members just subsitute the name of a town where the ladies have loose morals) ba da boom  __________________ Sometimes it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. Visit www.yourscotsroots.com and find out Furry Boots Yir Fae     |
| #2 07-20-2007, 09:17 PM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... I'll get me coat.............  __________________ Sometimes it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. Visit www.yourscotsroots.com and find out Furry Boots Yir Fae |
| #3 07-20-2007, 09:22 PM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... no,don't get your coat fw,it's very good |
| #4 07-20-2007, 09:25 PM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... aw Paul did I mention that you were my favourite??? __________________ Sometimes it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. Visit www.yourscotsroots.com and find out Furry Boots Yir Fae |
| #5 07-20-2007, 09:29 PM | ||||
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| #6 07-20-2007, 09:34 PM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... oh gosh flattery gets you everywhere.......but a copy of the new Harry potter book would go down well  __________________ Sometimes it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. Visit www.yourscotsroots.com and find out Furry Boots Yir Fae |
| #7 07-20-2007, 09:36 PM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... go on fw.tell me, who gets killed in the new book |
| #8 07-20-2007, 09:42 PM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... dunno need to lose another pound before Hubby will buy it for me  it's my first stone treat __________________ Sometimes it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. Visit www.yourscotsroots.com and find out Furry Boots Yir Fae |
| #9 07-20-2007, 09:53 PM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... is this a private thread or can we all join in have heard this rumour re virgins glad a local can confirm  __________________ 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day , Game on www.exmouthsaa.co.uk I have the body of a God, Pity its Buddha :-0 |
| #10 07-21-2007, 10:57 AM | ||||
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| Re: Had to share this joke........... Quote:
 Kiwi. __________________ Kia ora / Dia dhuit. - Matauranga kei ana kaha. Like many things in angling, there will always be the for's and against, pitted against personal preference. |
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