I need a push.

[PlanktonBoy]

A man and his wife are awakened ay 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.


“Not a chance,” says the husband, “its three o’clock in the morning.”

He slams the door and returns to bed.


“Who was that?” asks his wife.

“Just some drunk asking for a push” he answers.


Did you help him?” she asks.

“No I did not. It’s three o’clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!”


His wife said, “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”


The man does as he is told (of course), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.


He calls out in the dark, “Hello! Are you still there?”


“Yes” comes back the answer.


“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.


“Yes please!” comes the reply from the darkness.


“Where are you?” asks the husband.


“Over here on the swings!!” replies the drunk.

[geejayy]

[barbelblanker]

I've heard it before and it was bl:::y funny then. This time I had a niggling suspicion I knew what was coming but it was still even funnier. Ta! Oh sod it , I've stopped that unless it's a holiday or a special occasion. Happy Saint Wotsit, patron saint of feeble excuses.

[fishypaul]

love it

[Omahayank]

Ha Ha s);oD