Irish Medical Dictionary:-

[baitmaster]

Artery......................... The study of paintings.

Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.

Benign........................ .What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome .

Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.

Colic.......................... A sheep dog.

Coma........................... A punctuation mark.

Dilate......................... To live long.

Enema.......................... Not a friend.

Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................... A small lie.

Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.

Morbid......................... A higher offer.

Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.

Node........................... I knew it.

Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.

Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative................. A letter carrier.

Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.

Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.

Secretion...................... Hiding something.

Seizure........................ Roman emperor.

Tablet......................... A small table.

Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour..........................One plus one more.

Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.

2xCondoms.......................To be sure, to be sure

tightlines
kevin

[pingu]

god i hope i never get colic

[meolsman]

Name that dr,please I will not use him.

[Omahayank]

Sounds just like a red-neck spellin' bee................................................... ............................ LOL