| #41  06-28-2007, 06:42 PM | ||||
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| Re: jokes Man goes to the doctors. Doctor asks him what's wrong. The man drops his trousers and has a lettuce leaf hanging out of his backside. The doctor says "Ah, I see, should be able to sort that out" The man replies, "that's just the tip of the iceberg!"     |
| #42 08-04-2007, 09:03 PM | ||||
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| Re: jokes An elderly Welsh man is on his deathbed.He can feel the end isn't far off, when he suddenly notices a wonderful aroma. He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite food, Welsh cakes. He finds the strength to drag himself to the kitchen, and as he reaches his frail withered hand up the table,he suddenly feels the whack of a wooden spoon, as his wife barks, 'f**k off, they're for the funeral.' |
| #43 08-08-2007, 07:48 PM | ||||
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| Re: jokes A guy rings his boss. I can't come to work today. The boss asks why? The Guy says it's my eyes. What's wrong with your eyes the boss asks? I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead... |
| #44 08-16-2007, 05:59 PM | ||||
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| Re: jokes A lady went into the local butchers and asked for an Alysbury duck, The butcher handed her a duck and the woman imeadiately stuck her finger up the ducks rectum. She threw it back at the bewildered butcher saying "Thats NOT an alysbury duck" He produced another duck and the lady stuck her finger up its rectum and said "Nor this one" She looked at the poor butcher and demanded "Young man your an idiot, what part of the country do you come from?" The butcher smiled, turned his back on her, pulled his trousers down and bent over "Here you go Maam, your the Fxxxing expert. __________________ Luv Foggy It wasnt me! |
| #45 08-16-2007, 06:02 PM | ||||
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| Re: jokes Police have been baffled by the latest IRA terrorist bomb. Apparently people were stuck to the walls and cielings of the Belfast shopping centre. They questioned a suspect and he revealed that it was their new "No Nails Bomb" __________________ Luv Foggy It wasnt me! |
| #46 08-17-2007, 07:50 PM | ||||
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| Re: jokes Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo. Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright. "Is it alright?" asked Victoria Beckham. The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. "No ma'am, it's dead." "Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!" So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up. "Oh my god, what happened to you?" Victoria exclaimed. "Well ma'am," explained the driver, "the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love to me." "Just what the hell did you say to them?" "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow." __________________ Life is brief and fragile. Do that which makes you happy. |
| #47 08-18-2007, 01:54 AM | ||||
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| Re: jokes AND David finally scored a point to earn some his $6mil per yr!! __________________ A bad day fishing is better than a good day working! Fishing: if it were easy, it'd be called "Catching" http://www.flickr.com/photos/omahayank/sets/ |
| #49 11-17-2007, 09:40 PM | ||||
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| Re: jokes In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again In response he said, "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather." |
| #50 11-18-2007, 01:40 AM | ||||
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| Re: jokes What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter...he won't come when you call. __________________ A bad day fishing is better than a good day working! Fishing: if it were easy, it'd be called "Catching" http://www.flickr.com/photos/omahayank/sets/ |
