A mans life .....................................

[mithrandir]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to
another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made
me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very
energetic, but directionless... So I decided to find a girl with some real
ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now I am older and wiser I am now looking for a girl with big tits.

[Baz T]

Arent we all..
(and yer post was very good)

[NICK R]

Dont do big breasts,, more than a handfull and all that

[rob@home]

ha ha lol think my fishing days next year will be numbered we had a 10 week scan this afternoon & our next diddlers due on June the 30th

[Twiddler]

Ha ha Mike, how many time to I have to tell you...more than a handful is a waste

[John Marshall]

nice to hear from you again.

[fishypaul]

nice one mike,and so true

[pingu]

i agree with mike
nice one

dave

[philipn]

youle have to be quick mike jordens still available