Just for fun

[Bluesbro]

Anyone knw of any good fishing jokes out there

I will start the ball rolling with this one


A bloke was sitting in his living room watching t.v when he notice his neighbour walk past the window with his fishing gear in hand, as he had done nearly everyday. On his neighbours return there was a knock at the door and his neoghbour said.... Hello i am your neighbour and i know we have not spoken but i would like to ask you a favour.... Sure the man replied.... whats that?..... Well i am due to be married next week and i don`t have many friends outside of my fishing club so wondered if i could trouble you to be my best man. The man thought this was extreemly odd and tried to get out of it but due to his neighbours persistance reluctantly agreed.

The day of the wedding came and the man was getting ready when he noticed his neighbour walk past the window with gear in hand! He ran out the door after his and shouted..... Oi where you going mate, it's the big day should't you be getting ready!!!!.......Relax his neighbour replied there is plenty of time to wet my line before the service. I will definatly be there so dont worry. The man thought this was odd but went along with it anyway!

The wedding came and although was rather empty the man said his speach and thought that was the end of it and slopped of home.

Later that night he was sitting in his living room he noticed the same familiar rods go past the window and once again raced out the door to confront his neighbour....... Hey what the hell are you doing mate, it`s your wedding night, you should be tucked up between the sheets with your bride, giving her the night of her life!!!............OH NO WAY his neighbour said back, i wont go near that, it's manky and smells pluss its diseased. No thanks......... Well why the hell did you marry her then............. MAGGOTS his neighbour replied

Sorry if its a bit hard to follow, i heard that in the pub the other day and it made me chuckle

Come on fellas your turn


Joe

[silverfish]

Well done mate.

[barbelblanker]

Made me laff too!

What's got 150 fingers and stinks of fish?

any rugby team that's been near Splott.

[Omahayank]

Two old farts are sitting beside a river, fishing the day away.
On the road on the other side of the river passes a funeral procesion. One of the old men stands up and takes off his hat as they pass by.
When he sits back down, the other old fart says "That was a very touching thing to do, for such a grizzled old koot like yourself!!
The first one says "Its the least I could do.....we were married for 40 years!" s);o)

[silverfish]

Very funny.Sad but true.

[Lewis 77]

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish flapping about under his arm and goes up to the counter , " Do you do fish cakes ? " he asks pointing at his fish , "Yes certainly" is the reply, "ooh good .. its his birthday tomorrow! "

[silverfish]

Funny.