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Old 12-23-2007, 05:00 PM
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A little bit of maths ( not politically correct!!)

It can be proved algebraically that women are evil


women take up time and money, which you can express as

women = time x money

but it's well known that "time is money" hence

women = money x money

i.e. women = (money)^2

But "money is the root of all evil"

i.e. money = sqrt(evil) so money^2 = {sqrt(evil)}^2

hence (money)^2 = evil

Therefore:-

women = evil
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Old 12-23-2007, 05:31 PM
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Re: A little bit of maths ( not politically correct!!)

don't need an equation to work that one out!
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Old 12-23-2007, 06:15 PM
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Re: A little bit of maths ( not politically correct!!)

And guess who is paying for the drinks tonight???? MIKE!!!!! ohhhh and you on the settie tonight AGAIN
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Old 12-23-2007, 06:23 PM
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Re: A little bit of maths ( not politically correct!!)

My hand has not been out off my pocket for the last week,and no it was while the wife was with me.
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