| #1  09-18-2007, 02:11 PM | ||||
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| polish remover A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: . you are going to love this ......... POLISH REMOVER     |
| #2 09-18-2007, 04:17 PM | ||||
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| Re: polish remover  __________________ "The muscles of 20 men, and the brains of 20 mussels", |
| #3 09-18-2007, 06:41 PM | ||||
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| Re: polish remover  very good.m8 |
| #4 09-18-2007, 07:35 PM | ||||
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 Re: polish remover Brilliant LMAO..... __________________ One man's fish is another man's poissons http://www.deepsea.co.uk http://www.wildtrout.org |
| #5 09-18-2007, 07:37 PM | ||||
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| Re: polish remover  __________________ There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind." - Washington Irving |
| #6 09-18-2007, 10:05 PM | ||||
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| Re: polish remover Boom tish.... I'll get ya coat for you mate..  __________________ Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that god intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as we do taking care of the lawn - Chuck Clark |
| #7 09-19-2007, 09:03 AM | ||||
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| Re: polish remover  __________________ 24 beers in a case and 24 hours in a day , Game on www.exmouthsaa.co.uk I have the body of a God, Pity its Buddha :-0 |
| #8 09-19-2007, 10:55 AM | ||||
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| Re: polish remover __________________ Dan `·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Big or small, look after them all! ¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> |
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